Glenn Quote #570
Glenn: You're Sandra's maid of honor, right? I mean, how well do you know her and Jerry as a couple?
Dina: Not much to know. They're two people who look alike that are getting married, end of story.
Glenn: That's what I'm worried about, the more time I spend with them, the more I'm starting to think that they're each just marrying the first person who was nice to them.
Dina: Eh, so what? You're an officiant, not a marriage counselor.
Glenn: I'm not just gonna marry two people who don't know each other. I took an oath for my ordination. I ticked a box and clicked next.
Dina: You know, at this point, I think all we should be worried about is keeping them from having kids.
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Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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