Mateo Quote #275
Quote from Mateo in Cloud Green
Mateo: [scoffs] Who switched the white coffee filters with the brown ones that taste like dirt?
Jonah: I did. The white filters contain dioxins which-
Mateo: I like dioxins. And is one person using white coffee filters really going to ruin the planet?
Jonah: No, but if everybody said that I'm not talking about everybody.
Mateo: I'm talking about me.
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‘Cloud Green’ Quotes
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Were you also the one who replaced the straws with these paper things?
Jonah: Yes.
Sayid: These have no structural integrity. Why did I even leave Syria?
Quote from Amy
Amy: So in honor of Earth Day, we'll be helping save the environment by switching to recycled toilet paper and selling The Day After Tomorrow on Blu-Ray for half off.
Garrett: That should do it.
Quote from Sandra
Dina: I'm a vegan so it's basically like driving four Priuses.
Sandra: I play a game at home where I try to use less water each week. Now I only flush my toilet when it's full.
Amy: Okay, uh, that- That was a good discussion.