Amy Quote #420
Quote from Amy in Cloud 9 Academy
Cheyenne: It's just that when you beat up that dog, it really traumatized those deaf kids.
Amy: I will try not to do that again. Um... can we circle back to your absences?
Cheyenne: Well, I only skip work because you're always telling racist jokes and always making me sit on your lap during performance reviews.
Amy: Okay.
Cheyenne: And I'm not the only one. Sheila told me that you're always making her give you back rubs. Right, Sheila?
Sheila: Um... yeah.
Amy: Sheila.
Terence: She did the same thing to me. Then she put her fingers in my mouth.
Amy: Look, if we can just make up whatever we want about everyone, well, then Sheila, you put a bomb in your locker. Boom. And Terrence, you stole $40 billion from the cash register. And Cheyenne, you're going to jail, because you poisoned the Danishes, and now Gary's gonna die. Boo-hoo. You're fired.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: I think Glenn's kid is getting hungry. Do we have any more of that formula?
Dina: She doesn't drink formula, she's still on breast-milk. I've been pumping and selling it to Glenn for a dollar an ounce. It's Iranian saffron prices.
Quote from Marcus
Mateo: Okay, how 'bout we do a rally? [Marcus sighs] Put up some banners, maybe get a band to play or something?
Jasmine: I know someone at the local news. I bet they would do a story on it.
Marcus: No, guys, I say we get some rafts, and we get some paddles and we take this guy down Bay of Pigs style.
Jonah: You know Bay of Pigs ended badly, right?
Marcus: For the pigs, maybe.
Quote from Sandra
Jonah: Hey, Sandra, are you busy later?
Sandra: Actually, yeah. We're pulling the plug on my grandmother tonight. She was doing better for a while, then after her last stroke, she just never bounced back.
Jonah: Well, that... That sounds terrible. I- I- We were just gonna ask you to come to a meeting, but obviously you don't need-
Sandra: I can come. I just made that up to sound like I had plans. [takes pamphlet] Ooh, see you there. All right. Whoo. [walks off]
Mateo: She's really fallen apart since that whole Jerry/Carol thing.
Jonah: She is not okay.