Glenn Quote #470
Quote from Glenn in Shadowing Glenn
Amy: Okay, so, now I hit submit?
Glenn: Uh-buh-buh-buh! Euuuhh! A-C-E-S-T: "Always Check Everything Seven Times."
Amy: Really, seven times? Isn't that five or six times too many?
Glenn: You would be surprised how many mistakes I pick up on the seventh check.
Amy: Seven times, got it. Okay, and then I hit submit.
Glenn: Ah. Yes, but if you ever forget where you are, here's a little mnemonic device, you know, to help you remember. First ♫ Mark the unit's inventory price ♫ And unit quantity ♫ Then triple check the product name ♫ 'Cause thorough's what you want be ♫
Amy: Glenn, really, I-
Glenn: ♫ Then look it over ♫ One more time in case there's a mistake ♫ Then sign it, date it, click submit ♫ And throw it in the lake ♫ [talks] But don't do that last part, 'cause it's just for the rhyme.
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Quote from Dina
Justine: Maybe you could be a bike messenger.
Dina: Uh, like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Premium Rush? I think I'll pass on being chased around by a corrupt cop because I'm unknowingly delivering $50,000 to a Chinese human trafficker, thanks.
Garrett: What are you trying to do, get her killed?
Dina: What about scuba cop? Is that a job?
Jonah: I don't think I see that listed here.
Dina: It's a pass anyway.
Jonah: Ah.
Dina: Too worried about the bends.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: One time, I gave $100 bill in change when it was only supposed to be 35 cents.
Amy: Oh.
Glenn: And then another time, I forgot to put anybody on the schedule, and I had to work the whole day alone in the store.
Amy: Hmm.
Glenn: And then, uh, and then one time I ate everybody's lunch by accident. And, um... Oh, I accidentally ordered some adult toys 'cause I thought they were puzzles.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: What if we call our business "Divinity"? But the word Divinity is written upside down.
Mateo: Mmm-hmm, love it, but also kind of hate it. What about "Just Us"?
Cheyenne: "Just Us" or just "Us"?
Mateo: Just- "Just Us."
Cheyenne: "Just Just Us" or just "Just Us"?
Garrett: Hey, any chance you guys could go talk over somebody else's head?
Mateo: Shh. We are trying to create a lifestyle brand slash multimedia platform.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you obviously don't get Chateo.
Mateo: Chateo! [laughs] [exclaims] I love it!
Cheyenne: I actually thought of it a while ago, but I was sitting on it, 'cause I just wanted it to, like, slip out and sound super casual.
Mateo: [laughs] Oh, my God!