Jonah Quote #358
Quote from Jonah in Managers' Conference
Jonah: Oh, look, look, look, look. It's our best friends.
Amy: Ted! Kent! Get over here you sons of bitches.
Kent: Oh, damn are we getting turnt over here?
Amy: Turnt!
Jonah: [Southern accent] Oh yeah, we are getting turnt.
Amy: We were just laughing about the fact that we get all this free stuff, and the floor workers get nothing. [laughter]
Ted: Yeah, that is pretty funny.
Jonah: All right, all right. Here's a joke: How many floor workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kent: How many?
Jonah: Shut up! You're fired. [laughter]
Kent: I don't even get it.
Jonah: Me neither, Kent, me neither.
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Sayid: I was fleeing the civil war in Syria.
Cheyenne: Whoa, what was Syria like?
Sayid: Not good. Seriously, not good.
Glenn: Yeah, there's all sorts of, like, rampant destruction and beheadings and locusts, right?
Sayid: Yes, though the locusts had nothing to do with the war. They're a seasonal nuisance.
Dina: Hey, what are your thoughts on the movie, Syriana?
Sayid: I thought George Clooney was pretty okay, and Matt Damon was just okay.
Quote from Glenn
Cheyenne: Well, I've heard that E-Verify is full of bugs. Just lots and lots of bugs.
Glenn: They're not bugs, Cheyenne. They're human beings.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: So Syria, huh?
Sayid: Why does everyone here start conversations like that?
Mateo: Ha. You know, I'm actually an immigrant, too. Not a refugee, like you. Knock on wood. [knocks twice] Just a regular, undocumented immigrant. Or is it "documented"? I'm always mixing those up. I think it's like inflammable-flammable, where they mean the same thing?
Sayid: No, they're opposites.
Mateo: Anyway, I'm definitely the legal kind. Came here legally, took the citizenship test, got sworn in by the president.
Sayid: The president swore you in?
Mateo: Uh-huh, yeah. Yeah. They, um... They do it personally. At least they used to.
Sayid: Which president?
Mateo: God, it's been so long, I don't even remember. One of the white ones? I wanna say... Henderson.