Jeff Quote #50
Quote from Jeff in Back to School
Myrtle: [video display] I am Myrtle, your Cloud 9 virtual greeter.
Jeff: What do you think? You said you wanted Myrtle, so I got you Myrtle. Meet our new automated greeter. Hello, Myrtle.
Myrtle: [video display] Welcome to Cloud 9.
Cheyenne: This is the big surprise?
Jeff: Cool, huh, right? I mean, it's got over 50 programmable greetings, plus you can change the background. She's flying.
Mateo: Who would want this?
Jeff: Um, you were mad at me about Myrtle, so this is, like, the next best thing to having her back. I did this for you. [Mateo scoffs]
Glenn: It's not Myrtle.
Cheyenne: Bye-bye now.
Jeff: Wait, don't go! Look! She's at the beach, guys! And now a snowstorm! And hang on, hang on, hang on, I can fix this, right, real quick. Menu, function... Guys! I can fix this! I did a good thing!
Superstore Quotes
‘Back to School’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Hey, uh, Glenn, should we all really be leaving the floor during back to school? I mean, come on, that's like... that's like playing the Super Bowl with only... uh... with fewer players than a football team would normally have.
Quote from Cheyenne
Sandra: If you do decide to have sex again, just check for cameras.
Jonah: We're not...
Cheyenne: Or have sex on a green sheet. That way, you can superimpose yourself doing it on a magic carpet or in outer space. Bo did that for our anniversary.
Dina: The bed of my truck is always available. I'm happy to drive around the whole time. Less likely somebody will film you.
Jonah: These are all excellent ideas, thank you.
Quote from Dina
Amy: I don't know for starters, the fact that I'm extremely pregnant with my ex-husband's child is not a great time to start a new relationship.
Dina: I'm not letting my pregnancy slow me down. I'm banging my way through my whole indoor-soccer team and the refs.