Glenn Quote #348
Quote from Glenn in Angels and Mermaids
Glenn: 20,000, for the most beautiful gift... Okay, I ran out of space again. I'm just gonna void this, and I'll do another one.
Dina: [sighs] It doesn't have to be perfect.
Glenn: No, I am not starting out this journey with a mistake. Here, you can fill out the forms while I write another one.
Dina: Forms? "Gestational surrogacy agreement." You're making me sign a contract?
Glenn: It's what they say you're supposed to do.
Dina: "Regular checkups," "custody release..." Okay, wait, you think I want to steal your kid? And then what? Have to spend years explaining why it's good thing to be chosen last for dodgeball?
Glenn: No, it's just better safe than sorry.
Dina: No, no, no, that's fine, that's fine. You know what? I am gonna give this a read, and I'll let you know if I have any thoughts.
Glenn: It should be fine. It was the first one on Google.
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Quote from Dina
Glenn: "Surrogate shall be reimbursed for all tailoring expenses"?
Dina: I'm gonna have to have my clothes converted to maternity clothes and then converted back after.
Glenn: "In the event of a baby over eight pounds, lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
Glenn: I'm gonna have to take some time to review these changes.
Dina: Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49 are all vag-related, and the last page is the before photos.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.