Glenn Quote #315
Quote from Glenn in Health Fund
Glenn: Thanks for taking a look.
Tate: Yeah, sure.
Glenn: Yes. [starts to unbutton belt] I'm sorry, this is so awkward.
Tate: Here, this will help, I'm sure. [starts to unbutton own belt]
Glenn: What... what are you doing?
Tate: I'm making you less self-conscious.
Glenn: No, you don't have to do that.
Tate: Hey, it's my pleasure.
Glenn: No, I... really rather you didn't.
Tate: Oh, is that a fact. Well and I'm so hideous you couldn't possibly look at my rig, is that it?
Glenn: No, I just...
Tate: You think your penis is better than mine?
Glenn: No, I...
Tate: Go on, look at it. Look at it.
Glenn: I don't want to.
Tate: Do me a kindness, Glenn, and look at my penis. Do it.
Glenn: [looks] Sorry.
Tate: Yeah. Me too.
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Quote from Jonah
Amy: Okay, so in the first four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000.
Jonah: The claims just kept coming, and, you know, it's like that opening in Star Wars where the words zoom past you. And at first it's cool, but eventually you just can't keep up.
Amy: Wait, Sandra alone has asthma, rheumatoid arthritis, sciatica, fibromyalgia, leaky gut syndrome... This just keeps going.
Jonah: We just got to keep signing people up. That's all, okay? If we get everybody in the backroom to sign up then that will pay for these people. And then we can go to other branches and then that will pay for the backroom...
Amy: [gasps] This is a pyramid scheme.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: Wait, no, that's actually a really good idea. If we all contribute a little bit of money every month, we could create our own health fund.
Amy: [gasps] Oh, my God. Jonah. That's amazing.
Jonah: Right?
Amy: You just did it. You... You solved healthcare. I mean... Okay. So many brilliant minds have tried before you and they couldn't, and then here you are...
Jonah: Okay. [walks away]
Amy: Jonah the working class savant with a few business school credits. Jonah, where are you going? Together we could solve immigration.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Oh, hey, what sounds more like a real charity, The Mateo Project, or the Liwanag League?
Jonah: This is crazy. We shouldn't have to invent a charity every single time an employee needs money to see a doctor. The Mateo Project.
Amy: Really? I think the Liwanag League.
Jonah: I mean, scrambling to pull money together whenever somebody gets sick? That's... That's inhuman.
Amy: Would love to get people to pony up before we get sick, but planning ahead just really isn't our style. No, you were right, Mateo Project.