Jonah Quote #214

Quote from Jonah in Workplace Bullying

Jonah: You know what? I'm glad you got written up. You are a bully.
Dina: Well, I'd rather be a bully than a castrated garden gnome.
Jonah: A garden gnome? What would you even castrate?
Dina: Well, who knows what's under those little pants? That's not the point. The point is, at least I'm not too weak to stop a simple robbery.
Jonah: That was an awkward situation. I could have destroyed that guy.
Dina: With muscles like those? Come on.
Jonah: I'm wiry because I work out with resistance bands, but believe me. They can get the job done.


 ‘Workplace Bullying’ Quotes

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: Sometimes the bus driver opens the door and, when I try to get in, he drives forward a little and then I try to get in again, but then he drives a little more and we're all laughing, but still...
Jeff: Yes, that is bullying, Sandra. Um... Jesus.

Quote from Dina

Dina: [tackles thief] You can run, but you can't hide! Jonah, call the police!
Jonah: Right.
Dina: Look who's grounded now. Jonah, I just did a Law & Order type zinger. Oh, he's calling the police. [thief grunts] Not on my watch, buddy.

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: Fight! Fight, guys. Jonah's fighting Dina. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight... Guys, say it with me. It's so much fun. Fight, fight, fight... You guys are the worst.