Dina Quote #264
Dina: [tackles thief] You can run, but you can't hide! Jonah, call the police!
Dina: Look who's grounded now. Jonah, I just did a Law & Order type zinger. Oh, he's calling the police. [thief grunts] Not on my watch, buddy.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes the bus driver opens the door and, when I try to get in, he drives forward a little and then I try to get in again, but then he drives a little more and we're all laughing, but still...
Jeff: Yes, that is bullying, Sandra. Um... Jesus.
Quote from Back to Work
Jonah: Look, all I'm saying is with a little effort it's not that hard to get people to like you.
Dina: I really don't care if people like me.
Jonah: Okay, but... don't you find it hard being a boss to people... that resent you? [employees snicker]
Dina: You do raise a good point.
Dina: I watch a lot of Dog Whisperer DVDs and it's always easier to train a bitch who enjoys your scent.
Jonah: That's exactly what I meant.
Quote from Playdate
Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!