Mateo Quote #129
Quote from Mateo in Part-Time Hires
Mateo: Oh, excuse me. Hi. Um... is that guy working here today? Um, I don't know his name, but he has piercing brown eyes and an amazing butt?
Construction Worker: Scott. Yeah, he's just fixing one of the coring rigs.
Mateo: Okay. Well, thank you.
Cheyenne: That's so cool. You're starting to move on from Jeff.
Mateo: Oh, I just like flirting with him. I mean, just because you're not gonna buy doesn't mean you can't check out the merchandise, right? [a customer high-fives Mateo as he holds his hand up] Ew.
Cheyenne: So are you just gonna stand there till he comes out?
Mateo: Yeah. I mean, I stand here or stand over there, what does it matter? This whole job is standing places.
Cheyenne: Okay.
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Carol: Wanna hear a secret?
Kelly: Sure.
Carol: I have a plan to get Jerry back.
Kelly: I'm sorry. I don't know who...
Carol: Sandra's boyfriend. Well, my boyfriend that she stole from me. He's in a coma, but I'm going to sneak into his hospital room when she's not there. I climb up on the bed, and oopsy! I forgot my underwear. Next thing you know, I'm pregnant with Jerry's baby. Now, stay with me, because this is where it starts to get a little dark.
Kelly: That's okay.
Carol: You don't want to hear the rest?
Kelly: No, I'm cool.
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Quote from Jonah
Amy: She just has such an attitude since the divorce. That's why I'm making her work here. I'm hoping she gets some discipline.
Jonah: And you're not worried that if you're too hard on her, Adam gets to be the good guy?
Amy: What? No.
Jonah: It's just that when my parents separated, they both wanted to be the favorite. I came home one day and my dad had gotten me a ten-disc box set of Churchill speeches.
Amy: And that was something you wanted?
Jonah: Uh, yeah. I'm still closer with him than I am with my mom. Although that might be because he doesn't send me long, pointless texts about book club.