Glenn Quote #180
Quote from Glenn in Lost and Found
Glenn: Hey, anyway, um, I wanted to ask you a question.
Tate: Sure.
Glenn: Okay, I always thought depression was this thing that housewives invented so they could take extra naps, but you don't think that people around here could have it, do you?
Tate: Well, there are lots of employees here on antidepressants.
Glenn: What? Who?
Tate: Glenn, you know I can't tell you that.
Glenn: Well, how many?
Tate: [clears throat] About 20. 13 women, 7 men. Now, I can't give you names, but it's mostly the uggos. Doesn't really narrow it down.
Glenn: You know, I do volunteer work at this children's ward, and there's a guy who dresses up as a clown and goes around cheering up the kids. Maybe that would work? They say laughter's the best medicine.
Tate: The best medicine is penicillin. At least it used to be. With all these superbugs now, we might all be dead in ten years, so I guess laughter's as good as anything.
Glenn: Okay.
Superstore Quotes
‘Lost and Found’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: Ooh, oh, it's a VHS copy of Murder, She Wrote, seasons three, episodes seven through nine.
Quote from Janet
Glenn: Hey, Janet. What's your favorite animal?
Janet: A clownfish...
Glenn: Okay.
Janet: Riding a bicycle.
Quote from Dina
Garrett: Oh, hey, Dina, what's up?
Dina: So are you just planning to avoid me until one of us quits, or...?
Garrett: No, no, no, no, it's just, you know, I've been busy. You know, different shifts, whatevers and etceteras. Look, Dina, the time we had together was special, but, as a child of divorce...
Dina: Oh, believe me. I have absolutely no interest in pursuing this. I mean, do you have any idea the kind of men I've had? Sky diving instructors, hand models, two of the original members of Fine Young Cannibals. Come on.