Glenn: Hey, Janet. What's your favorite animal?
Janet: A clownfish...
Glenn: Okay.
Janet: Riding a bicycle.

Glenn: You know, some days you get the giraffe, some days you get the wig.
Amy: I'm sorry?
Glenn: It's an expression. You haven't heard that?

Garrett: Oh, hey, Dina, what's up?
Dina: So are you just planning to avoid me until one of us quits, or...?
Garrett: No, no, no, no, it's just, you know, I've been busy. You know, different shifts, whatevers and etceteras. Look, Dina, the time we had together was special, but, as a child of divorce...
Dina: Oh, believe me. I have absolutely no interest in pursuing this. I mean, do you have any idea the kind of men I've had? Sky diving instructors, hand models, two of the original members of Fine Young Cannibals. Come on.