Jonah Quote #149
Quote from Jonah in Lost and Found
Amy: And then my sister needs a new windshield, and my mom's crisper drawer in her fridge is broken, so...
Jonah: So sorry, I-I get that your mother's fridge is super exciting, but I meant what are you gonna do for you?
Amy: I don't need anything.
Jonah: No, it's not about need. This is not about need. This is free money. This is your chance to get you something. So I want you to close your eyes... do it... and I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. Stop laughing. Take this seriously, okay?
Amy: Okay, I'm sorry, I just keep having this mental image of you doing that cliché where you get me to magically discover the one thing I never knew I wanted... so dumb. Okay, my mind's clear.
Jonah: Well, now you ruined it, so you're never gonna know what you want.
Amy: Okay, look, if I were gonna splurge on myself, there is this really fancy spa that I drive by every day on my way to work, and I have imagined what it would be like to, like, go in there and be like, do it up.
Jonah: Yes! You be selfish. This is your moment.
Amy: Yeah, I'm going to.
Jonah: Good, I'm glad I could help.
Amy: You didn't really do that much, but...
Jonah: Anytime.
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