Jonah Quote #114
Quote from Jonah in Dog Adoption Day
Sandra: I want to be in puppy heaven.
Jonah: I'll switch if anybody wants. I don't really care about dogs. [all gasp] I mean, I don't dislike them. I just, you know, I don't really have strong feelings one way or the other.
Mateo: You're a psychopath.
Dina: Sociopath, he's a sociopath.
Amy: Is it because they don't like you?
Jonah: No, no I think it says something about our priorities that we spend so much money on pets when there are literally millions of children without adequate nutrition.
Mateo: I hope you die.
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‘Dog Adoption Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.