Mateo Quote #49

Quote from Mateo in Dog Adoption Day

Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.


 ‘Dog Adoption Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.

Quote from Dina

Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.

Quote from Glenn

Jonah: Okay, fine. I'll do it.
Glenn: Okay, thank you, Jonah. You and Mateo will be in charge of our in-store dog adoption today. [all gasp] Yes, that's right. That volunteer job was desirable. That was a lesson. "And lo, the Samaritan, as he traveled, came to where..."
Amy: 6:00 a.m., Glenn.
Glenn: Okay, right. Anyway, while the rest of you are having normal, dogless days, these two selfless heroes will be in puppy heaven.