Jonah Quote #116
Quote from Jonah in Dog Adoption Day
Jonah: I'm so sorry to hear that your husband passed. What was his name?
Woman: Jeremy.
Jonah: Jeremy. And how long ago did he leave us?
Woman: Two years ago.
Jonah: Oh, bless his soul. Tell me more about him. He loved camping, and the outdoors and...
Mateo: Hey!
Jonah: Hold on, Mateo, she's in the middle of a lovely story. No, I found Jeremy in the camping section again.
Woman: This dog's name is Jeremy?
Mateo: Yep, little 2-year-old Jeremy.
Jonah: That's so crazy. You and I... You don't think...
Woman: Jeremy? Are you in there? [dog barks]
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.