Dina Quote #767
Quote from Dina in Perfect Store
Amy: Okay, so they wouldn't be sending someone all the way out here if it was just about sales. I mean, my guess is they're looking at soft factors, like aesthetics and customer experience.
Jonah: Oh, boy, you think they're gonna be looking at the Quincy store?
Glenn: We're up against the Quincy Cloud 9, the jewel of St. Louis? The whole place is so clean and beautiful, and they got the skylight and the fresh-cut flowers, and their customers are so pleasant to look at. I mean, not one of them makes you wince when you see them. How do they do that?
Jonah: Yeah, we do seem to have a high wince factor.
Amy: I mean, I think that, just for today, it would be okay to turn away some of our more colorful clientele.
Dina: No weirdos, no uggos. I'm on it.
Glenn: Well, wait, I'm gonna go with you, 'cause weirdos have feelings too.
Dina: You're right. I should be more sensitive. I gotta remember, I've got a cousin that's a weirdo.
Superstore Quotes
‘Perfect Store’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Reporter: This is the first time multiple feet have been delivered at once. Do you believe this is some sort of gruesome final event?
Jonah: I don't know why you think I would have anything useful to say on that front, um, but you know what's never final? Any purchase that you make here. Let me... Let me tell you about our return policy.
Reporter: So you're not concerned this is hurting business? I might think twice about shopping at this store.
Jonah: Okay, yeah, a lot of feet turn up here. I'm sorry we're not literally perfect, Natalie.
Garrett: [watching on TV] Yikes.
Jonah: We just... We... We keep trying to show everybody that we're the perfect store, and the truth is we're not. Okay? We're... We're just us, but we're here every single day. When it rains, when it snows, when it... when it tornadoes, when there's a plague and you're all safe at home, except for when you come here to cough, we're here just... just trying to get you what you need, and... and all we want is to keep doing that.
Reporter: Emotions running high here, preventing people from staying on topic. Back to you, Skip.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, okay, guys, come on. Obviously, Jonah's got some ideas. We haven't even let him talk. Jonah?
Jonah: I mean, I'm not sure that there's anything that we can do. [others groan] I'm just trying to be realistic. I mean, we've been flattened by these guys over and over. I just... Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Cheyenne: Uh, hey, I'm not sure that's an idea so much as a downer, so maybe next time just don't stop the meeting if you don't have anything.
Jonah: Yeah. My bad.
Quote from Carol
Dina: Okay, everybody calm down. They're gonna keep some stores open, and Amy's gonna do everything she can to make sure we're one of them, so there's no need to freak out about this.
Janet: That's easy for you to say. You make manager money. The rest of us, we need this job.
Sandra: Mm-hmm. Well, except Carol.
Carol: Oh, 'cause of my settlement? Hey, I still need this job to keep me grounded. [others groan]
Garrett: Seems to be working so far.