Sandra Quote #228
Quote from Sandra in Ground Rules
Sandra: Tony? What's wrong? Is there something in your eye? You want me to blow on it?
Tony: No... Jonah hit me.
Jonah: No, no.
Sandra: What? How dare you hit my son?
Jonah: Sandra, I swear...
Sandra: Does it make you feel like a big man, hitting a kid?
Jonah: [nervous laugh] That's... All right, Sandra, joke's over. Most of these people don't get it, but I do 'cause you're hilarious.
Sandra: Do I look like I'm laughing?
Jonah: [clears throat] All right, Tony. I'll catch you on the flip. Feel better, buddy.
Sandra: You touch him again, I will destroy you.
Jonah: She's not... It... We're... We're friends. I threw her an engagement party.
Sayid: Don't let Jonah throw you a party, everyone. Your kids will pay the price.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.