Sandra: Tony? What's wrong? Is there something in your eye? You want me to blow on it?
Tony: No... Jonah hit me.
Jonah: No, no.
Sandra: What? How dare you hit my son?
Jonah: Sandra, I swear...
Sandra: Does it make you feel like a big man, hitting a kid?
Jonah: [nervous laugh] That's... All right, Sandra, joke's over. Most of these people don't get it, but I do 'cause you're hilarious.
Sandra: Do I look like I'm laughing?
Jonah: [clears throat] All right, Tony. I'll catch you on the flip. Feel better, buddy.
Sandra: You touch him again, I will destroy you.
Jonah: She's not... It... We're... We're friends. I threw her an engagement party.
Sayid: Don't let Jonah throw you a party, everyone. Your kids will pay the price.