Amy Quote #537
Mateo: That's why we're not getting any donations. The Samaritans are out there sucking up all the guilty consciences.
Amy: You know, technically, they need my permission to be here.
Jonah: Yeah, how dare they try to help people without your permission?
Amy: Exactly, this isn't a charity free-for-all, although I do like the Samaritans. They do great work. I'm a fan, really.
Mateo: Oh, just kick them out already.
Amy: Yep, Yep, they gotta go.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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