Amy Quote #538
Kyle: Hey, you hear that, people? Huh? Little Miss Manager here says that I have to stop raising money, so people can spend more in her store!
Woman: Wow, so that's what this store is about. Money.
Amy: No! Well, yes, but... it's just... it's a bad day for him to be here.
Kyle: Oh, sorry. Well, just let me know when you can pencil in a time for poor people to eat.
Amy: Ugh, okay, you know what? It's fine. You can stay.
Woman: You know what? I bet they sell everything for more than it cost them and keep the profit.
Amy: We didn't start that. That's... That's what all stores do.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, this week, enjoy 20% off our nontoxic, organic cotton pillows. Also enjoy wondering what we put in the other pillows.