Amy Quote #539
Jonah: He called you a bad manager just because you asked him to come back another day?
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: So why'd you let him stay?
Amy: Well, I mean, you know, even though he's in the wrong. I mean, obviously just a maniac, it just kinda seemed like bad karma to kick out the Samaritans. It's gonna be fine. We just have to find a way to get customers excited about donating.
Jonah: Maybe we should humanize it. You know, you could connect with people. You could tell 'em your story.
Mateo: Talk to the customers? Gross.
Amy: Yeah, he's been through enough.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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