Sandra Quote #158
Quote from Sandra in Toy Drive
Glenn: So I got us a little privacy. Okay, Sandra, I want you to take a good, long look at Jerry, then close your eyes and imagine he's dead.
Sandra: Aww.
Jerry: I'm okay, Sandra.
Glenn: No, you're not. You're dead. Now, imagine that you're talking to someone who never met Jerry. How would you describe him?
Sandra: Um, he was...
Glenn: And you can't say nice.
Sandra: Asian American?
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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