Mateo Quote #276

Quote from Mateo in Cloud Green

Cheyenne: Okay, so welcome to the first meeting of the new and improved green team. [scattered applause] Now let's all think of some ways to help the environment.
Mateo: Yeah, and nothing super annoying that turns coffee into hot turd juice. Oh, sorry, Jonah. I didn't see you there. [whispers] I saw him.
Jonah: I didn't make the filters myself, so it's not a burn on me.

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