Sayid Quote #199
Quote from Sayid in Managers' Conference
Sayid: And why would I wanna turn you in? It's none of my business.
Mateo: I don't know, maybe you were afraid of getting into trouble. Like not saying anything might somehow make you my accomplice.
Sayid: Oh.
Mateo: But you're not. You are just an innocent bystander.
Sayid: Yes, in my experience, nothing ever happens to innocent bystanders.
Mateo: Look, Sayid. Sayid, don't worry about it. What are they gonna do, deport you for not ratting me out?
Sayid: I can honestly say that that thought had not occurred to me. [starts to back away]
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Sayid: I was fleeing the civil war in Syria.
Cheyenne: Whoa, what was Syria like?
Sayid: Not good. Seriously, not good.
Glenn: Yeah, there's all sorts of, like, rampant destruction and beheadings and locusts, right?
Sayid: Yes, though the locusts had nothing to do with the war. They're a seasonal nuisance.
Dina: Hey, what are your thoughts on the movie, Syriana?
Sayid: I thought George Clooney was pretty okay, and Matt Damon was just okay.
Quote from Glenn
Cheyenne: Well, I've heard that E-Verify is full of bugs. Just lots and lots of bugs.
Glenn: They're not bugs, Cheyenne. They're human beings.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: So Syria, huh?
Sayid: Why does everyone here start conversations like that?
Mateo: Ha. You know, I'm actually an immigrant, too. Not a refugee, like you. Knock on wood. [knocks twice] Just a regular, undocumented immigrant. Or is it "documented"? I'm always mixing those up. I think it's like inflammable-flammable, where they mean the same thing?
Sayid: No, they're opposites.
Mateo: Anyway, I'm definitely the legal kind. Came here legally, took the citizenship test, got sworn in by the president.
Sayid: The president swore you in?
Mateo: Uh-huh, yeah. Yeah. They, um... They do it personally. At least they used to.
Sayid: Which president?
Mateo: God, it's been so long, I don't even remember. One of the white ones? I wanna say... Henderson.