Dina Quote #431
Quote from Dina in Managers' Conference
Marcus: Okay, I'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking. How do we know he's not, you know, ISIS?
Garrett: What's ISIS?
Marcus: Are you- You haven't heard of ISIS? Are you even on Instagram?
Dina: Relax, they vet these guys for years. I mean, truthfully, out of everyone in this store, Sayid is the one person I'm sure isn't a terrorist.
Marcus: [scoffs] You think I could be a terrorist?
Dina: Yeah, I definitely think you could be a terrorist.
Cheyenne: Definitely.
Garrett: Oh, yeah. I would not rent you a U-Haul, ever.
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Quote from Sayid
Sayid: I was fleeing the civil war in Syria.
Cheyenne: Whoa, what was Syria like?
Sayid: Not good. Seriously, not good.
Glenn: Yeah, there's all sorts of, like, rampant destruction and beheadings and locusts, right?
Sayid: Yes, though the locusts had nothing to do with the war. They're a seasonal nuisance.
Dina: Hey, what are your thoughts on the movie, Syriana?
Sayid: I thought George Clooney was pretty okay, and Matt Damon was just okay.
Quote from Glenn
Cheyenne: Well, I've heard that E-Verify is full of bugs. Just lots and lots of bugs.
Glenn: They're not bugs, Cheyenne. They're human beings.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: So Syria, huh?
Sayid: Why does everyone here start conversations like that?
Mateo: Ha. You know, I'm actually an immigrant, too. Not a refugee, like you. Knock on wood. [knocks twice] Just a regular, undocumented immigrant. Or is it "documented"? I'm always mixing those up. I think it's like inflammable-flammable, where they mean the same thing?
Sayid: No, they're opposites.
Mateo: Anyway, I'm definitely the legal kind. Came here legally, took the citizenship test, got sworn in by the president.
Sayid: The president swore you in?
Mateo: Uh-huh, yeah. Yeah. They, um... They do it personally. At least they used to.
Sayid: Which president?
Mateo: God, it's been so long, I don't even remember. One of the white ones? I wanna say... Henderson.