Jonah Quote #326
Quote from Jonah in Delivery Day
Lillian: Hi, can I get the dad's insurance card?
Amy: Oh, no, he's not the dad.
Lillian: Oh, I'm sorry.
Amy: Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't mean, "He's not the dad," like I was having an affair and got knocked up by some rando. I just mean that the man I had sex with, he is the father of this baby.
Lillian: I understand. I'm not a nurse but we take a class. The reason I'm asking is we don't accept your insurance.
Amy: What?
Jonah: Oh, but her coworker's having a baby in the next room and you take their insurance.
Lillian: Well, looks like they're on a different plan. They have health shield bronze and what you have is different.
Amy: And by different you mean?
Lillian: Worse. It's worse.
Jonah: Of course. Corporate takes care of the managers and the rest of us get the scraps.
Amy: Can we please not do all of that right now?
Superstore Quotes
‘Delivery Day’ Quotes
Quote from Justine
Glenn: Anyway, you all have my cell phone number but only call if it is a true emergency like a fire, or a big storm, or a robbery, okay?
Justine: What if a celebrity comes in the store like Alec Baldwin, or Billy Baldwin, or Stephen Baldwin?
Glenn: It doesn't matter which Baldwin, you don't need to call. Just enjoy.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Well, this is it for you and me, kid. I hope I gave you a good start the past nine months. Now, if you ever need anything, you can always come to me. But not on Wednesdays or Fridays, because I have crew practice. All right, what else can I tell you? Never go camping on your period. If you ever find a pair of shoes you like, buy multiple pairs. You meet a man with a houseboat, walk the other way. That's an important one.
Quote from Dina
Dr. Gillespie: Right, you must be Dina Fox. Hello, I'm Dr. Gillespie. I'll be administering the epidural.
Dina: Damn, what is with this place? It's like Grey's Anatomy in here.