Glenn: Anyway, you all have my cell phone number but only call if it is a true emergency like a fire, or a big storm, or a robbery, okay?
Justine: What if a celebrity comes in the store like Alec Baldwin, or Billy Baldwin, or Stephen Baldwin?
Glenn: It doesn't matter which Baldwin, you don't need to call. Just enjoy.

Dina: Well, this is it for you and me, kid. I hope I gave you a good start the past nine months. Now, if you ever need anything, you can always come to me. But not on Wednesdays or Fridays, because I have crew practice. All right, what else can I tell you? Never go camping on your period. If you ever find a pair of shoes you like, buy multiple pairs. You meet a man with a houseboat, walk the other way. That's an important one.

Dina: Hey guys, we're heading to the hospital to have the baby.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Are you in labor?
Glenn: No, but the baby's a week late so we are inducing and it's no fault of Dina's that she did not deliver on schedule.
Dina: Yeah, well, by the way you only paid me for 40 weeks so I will be charging you overtime.
Glenn: Well, when I don't get a package on time, the shipping company gives me a refund and an apology.