Lillian: Hi, can I get the dad's insurance card?
Amy: Oh, no, he's not the dad.
Lillian: Oh, I'm sorry.
Amy: Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't mean, "He's not the dad," like I was having an affair and got knocked up by some rando. I just mean that the man I had sex with, he is the father of this baby.
Lillian: I understand. I'm not a nurse but we take a class. The reason I'm asking is we don't accept your insurance.
Amy: What?
Jonah: Oh, but her coworker's having a baby in the next room and you take their insurance.
Lillian: Well, looks like they're on a different plan. They have health shield bronze and what you have is different.
Amy: And by different you mean?
Lillian: Worse. It's worse.
Jonah: Of course. Corporate takes care of the managers and the rest of us get the scraps.
Amy: Can we please not do all of that right now?