Jonah Quote #213
Quote from Jonah in Workplace Bullying
Myrtle: My parking lot buddy is Jonah. How is he gonna protect me? "Oh, stop. Don't attack us."
Jonah: I'm literally right here, Myrtle.
Dina: Listen, her mind's mostly gone, but she raises a good point. You froze while a guy robbed the store.
Jonah: Okay, again, I didn't freeze. He was being calm, so I was being calm. The robber sets the tone.
Dina: Oh, so are you just going to be calm when a group of methed-out serial killers stabs Myrtle to death in the parking lot?
Jonah: No, because that would be a different tone.
Superstore Quotes
‘Workplace Bullying’ Quotes
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes the bus driver opens the door and, when I try to get in, he drives forward a little and then I try to get in again, but then he drives a little more and we're all laughing, but still...
Jeff: Yes, that is bullying, Sandra. Um... Jesus.
Quote from Dina
Dina: [tackles thief] You can run, but you can't hide! Jonah, call the police!
Jonah: Right.
Dina: Look who's grounded now. Jonah, I just did a Law & Order type zinger. Oh, he's calling the police. [thief grunts] Not on my watch, buddy.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Fight! Fight, guys. Jonah's fighting Dina. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight... Guys, say it with me. It's so much fun. Fight, fight, fight... You guys are the worst.