Cheyenne Quote #36
Quote from Cheyenne in Spokesman Scandal
Cheyenne: When she's hungry, it's like... [low-pitched wail] But when she's tired, it's like... [low-pitched wail] And when she's...
Garrett: Just shut up about the baby!
Cheyenne: Oh. Um, okay.
Garrett: What?
Cheyenne: What, was I talking too much about the baby? I can stop.
Garrett: Oh. Great. Well, thank you. I mean, it's not that we don't want to hear about your baby, it's just that it's been a lot.
Cheyenne: No, I understand. It's like you with your sneakers.
Garrett: What you mean?
Cheyenne: Oh, you know, how you're always like, "Oh, yeah, I just ordered my pair of retro Jordans that are coming in two days."
Sandra: "You can only get these kicks in Japan." [both laugh]
Garrett: Wow. Really seeing everybody's true colors today. Real cool.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.