Dina Quote #109
Quote from Dina in Spokesman Scandal
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Amy
Amy: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers: We hope you're having a lovely day. If you have any questions or concerns, please find our lead salesman, Charles.
Jonah: Is there anything we should know about him?
Amy: He is in charge. [sings] ♪ Charles in charge ♪ ♪ Of our days ♪ ♪ And our nights ♪ ♪ Charles in charge ♪ ♪ Of our wrongs ♪ ♪ And our rights ♪ ♪ And I sing ♪ ♪ I want ♪ ♪ I want Charles in charge ♪ ♪ Of me ♪ [sighs] [sings in Spanish]
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.