Jonah Quote #549
Quote from Jonah in Deep Cleaning
Jonah: Aw, shoot. An order just came in for Ron and Connie Sosa. I mean, they didn't even really like me when we were together, so this is gonna be really awkward.
Mateo: Well, then, let me do it.
Jonah: Really?
Mateo: Yeah. You know, I barely met them. Eric introduced me on a family Zoom once, but then his uncle revealed he had a secret family, so it just went off the rails.
Jonah: What?
Mateo: Yeah. But now, I can give them the best customer service of their lives, and they'll love me forever.
Jonah: Yeah, sure. Then go for it. Keep an eye out for a red Prius. It smells like cough drops inside, but I don't think you'll need to know that.
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‘Deep Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Carol
Hannah: So that's all I need from you. I'll give you a call if there's any updates.
Carol: Great. And did you get my text about which employees here I think are circumcised?
Hannah: I did. Yes. Uh, I'm sorry. How do you think that helps?
Carol: You're the lawyer.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Okay, I think we can make this work. You know, we'll just pick the fur out, and, you know... and then sort of smush it back together, and then let the good times roll.
Garrett: Come on, Glenn. It's fine. We'll just tell people the party's off.
Glenn: No! People deserve a good time. Come on. We can fix this. Garrett, why aren't you picking and smushing?
Garrett: 'Cause I'm not gonna do that, dude! Just get over it. There's nothing you can do to make people happy. That's just the way it is. The pandemic happened, and everybody had a [bleep] year.
Glenn: You don't think I know that? Look, I gotta try to give them something! I mean, people have been working nonstop for so long, risking their health, you know, and then we didn't even get Christmas. You know, we had to stay at home eating baloney sandwiches and watching church on Facebook Live! I- I- People have missed out on so much. And I just wanna give them, like, one little ray of sunshine, but I guess not! Not in this... piece of crap year! [eats]
Garrett: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Glenn: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur. And I don't care!
Quote from Cheyenne
Marcus: So what? Now we have to do a deep clean, like, every year?
Garrett: Yeah, one deep clean a year during a pandemic does sound a little excessive.
Cheyenne: Wow. How has it been a year already? But also, how has it only been a year?