Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 employees, I am now accepting recommendations for the Integrity Award, not because I care, but largely out of spite.

Jonah: Hey, uh, so I'm not exactly sure what this means, but your mom said, "You better come down. You're not too big to get the chancla"?
Amy: She's threatening to throw her sandal at me. Why? Did she have it out?
Jonah: Wait, is this your childhood bedroom?
Amy: Yeah, take in all the glory. So this is where it all began for young Amelia.
Jonah: Lets see here. Oh, not one, but two, three... six pictures of Scott Wolf.
Amy: Yeah, I was part of the Wolf Pack.
Jonah: Hey, is this... Is this Rent? I never pictured you as a... a theater nerd. I was one too.
Amy: Yeah, that's exactly how I pictured you.
Jonah: Oh! And I was on the debate team as well. I feel like if we went to school together, we would've been friends.
Amy: Um, I'd like to think not, but, yeah, probably.
Jonah: [holds up plush with a print-out of Scott Wolf's face glued on] This was not just a crush... there's a darkness here.

Cheyenne: I think it's, like, the longest thing I've ever written. First time I wrote "opportunity." That word's nuts.
Glenn: Yeah, well, I... I think we're getting there. But I still think we need, like, a big story here. Like, what is my dog-in-the-snow?
Cheyenne: Oh, remember that one time that you stopped that shopping cart from smashing into aisle six?
Glenn: Yeah, like that, but what if aisle six was a baby, and the shopping cart was, like, an axe murderer?
Cheyenne: So you want me to lie to get you an Integrity Award?
Glenn: What I'm hearing is that you want you to lie to get me an Integrity Award.

Glenn: Anyway, uh, the recommendation forms are here, and... which Brett will be happy to help you with... in case you think of someone you work with, or maybe work for, who you think has shown integrity in the workplace.
Dina: You can't push yourself for an award.
Glenn: Me? I don't even know if managers are eligible.
Dina: Oh, yeah, they're probably not.
Glenn: Well, I know they are, because I checked, so...

Cheyenne: Would it be okay if I recommended you for the Integrity Award?
Glenn: What? Me? Huh? You... are you sure?
Cheyenne: Yeah, you're such a good guy. But if you're uncomfortable with it...
Glenn: No, no. Do it, do it.
Cheyenne: Okay... well, I'm gonna put it in the ballot box.
Glenn: Yeah, okay. Whatever you decide, you know. My middle name's Phillip.
Cheyenne: Okay. [exits]
Glenn: I would like 44 crab legs, please.

Glenn: Hey, Sandra. Hey, how was your vacation?
Sandra: I didn't take one.
Glenn: No, I meant last year, when I gave you that week off to go to Atlantic City.
Sandra: Oh...
Glenn: Don't worry about it. So who you nominating?
Sandra: You.
Glenn: What? Me? No... Sandra, that's so... You know, that is so out of left field.

Garrett: Watch out! Watch out! Move, move. Coming through, coming through.
Glenn: What's going on?
Garrett: Found this dog outside... stuck in the snow.
Sandra: Oh, my God, is he okay?
Garrett: Yeah, he's gonna be fine. I just need to warm him up quick. Hey, Tim, go grab one of those dog baths, bring him to the men's room. Heather, grab some hairdryers, blankets, and towels. Come on, little buddy. I got you.
Sandra: Thank God Garrett was there.
Glenn: Yeah.
Sandra: Talk about integrity.
Glenn: Uh, I... I don't... I don't think you're allowed to erase.

Amy: Why aren't you guys packed?
Connie Sosa: It's an emotional process. Amelia, you made this in preschool.
Jonah: Amelia?
Amy: Uh, stay in your lane.

Ron Sosa: I'm already packed. Took me two minutes to box up everything I own.
Amy: Let's see. Uh, this is mostly socks, a toothbrush, and a banana.
Ron Sosa: I keep it simple. What else do I need?
Amy: I don't know, maybe your heart medicine, so that your body doesn't reject your new valve?
Ron Sosa: Yep.

Amy: Look, I'm gonna need to stay. Can you Uber back?
Jonah: Oh, n-n-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is where I need to be, Amelia... You know what, Connie? Let's start with those photo albums. What do ya say?
Connie Sosa: Sit.
Jonah: Okay.