Jerry: You know, I think George has a non-sexual crush on him.
Elaine: I think he does too.
Jerry: I mean, every time I see him, it's Tony this, Tony that. George is like a schoolgirl around him.

Tony: Kramer, my man, what are you doing manana?
Kramer: Manana I'm doing nada. What do you say you scale some rock with me and George?
George: Tony, that's gonna be too many sandwiches.
Tony: Come on, Kramer. What do you say?
George: Kramer, it's pretty dangerous up there.
Kramer: No, I'm down.

George: Hey. Nice move today.
Kramer: What?
George: Horning in on my rock-climbing trip! It's just supposed to be me and Tony.
Kramer: He asked me.
George: You put him on the spot.
Kramer: You know, I think that you're in love with him.
George: What? That's ridiculous!
Kramer: No, no. I don't think so. You love him.
George: You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. And you're not getting any sandwiches either!

Jerry: You're making sandwiches?
George: Well, I don't know if there's gonna be places to eat up there. Elaine, does Tony like peanut butter?
Elaine: Hates it.
George: Good thing I asked.

Jerry: Who is it?
Kramer: Well, she says Jane.
Jerry: Yeah, so?
Kramer: Well, that voice, it's very familiar. Throaty, almost flinty.
Jerry: Did you say "flinty"?
Kramer: Yeah. Yeah. Flinty.

Kramer: [to George] You've gotta relax. Try to yodel. Yodel. [yodels]
George: [yodels weakly]
Kramer: That's it. That's it.
Tony: [o.s.] George! Kramer!
Kramer: Yeah?
Tony: Take the rope, thread it through the carabiner and knot it. Then I'll climb up to where you are.
Kramer: All right. George, you got it?
George: Yeah.
Kramer: You got it, George?
George: Yeah.
Tony: Hey, George, you got anything to eat, dude?
George: Yeah, I... I got some sandwiches. I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony, because I know you don't like peanut butter. [the rope starts to slide] What?
Kramer: Do some...
[After Tony yells, George and Kramer look at each other and yell.]

Jane: Oh, how's this thing work?
Jerry: Just press it.
Elaine: [over intercom] It's Elaine.
Jane: Oh, come on up.
Jerry: Who is it?
Jane: It's Elaine.
Jerry: Oh. Uh, is she coming up?
Jane: Yeah.
Jerry: You know, your breath is a little garlicky. You better take some gum.
Jane: Okay.
Jane: Here, have a couple pieces. It's weak. Weak gum. Yeah. Have some more. For the road.
Jane: Isn't that too much?
Jerry: Trust me. Believe me. It's good.

Jerry: Hi, Elaine.
Elaine: Hi.
Jerry: How are you? This is Jane. Elaine.
Elaine: Hi.
Jane: [mouth full] Hi.
Elaine: Nice to meet you finally.
Jane: It is so nice to meet you. I look forward to Saturday night.
Elaine: Yeah, me too.
Jane: Okay, so I'll see you Saturday night.
Jerry: Saturday night.

George: She's in there. I can hear her.
Kramer: All right, who's gonna tell her?
George: You tell her.
Kramer: It was your fault.
George: If you hadn't come, this never would have happened.
Kramer: I was the one who was invited, you...

George: What are you doing here?
Elaine: You're alive!
Kramer: Yeah. Yeah.
Elaine: Did you have fun?
Kramer: Yeah.
George: Well...
Kramer: For a little while.
George: Yes.