George: Hi, Elaine.
Elaine: Yeah, this... This isn't a very good time, George.
George: I just wanted to talk to Tony for a minute.
Tony: Step off, George. I don't want to see you.
George: Me? Step off?
Elaine: Yeah.
Elaine: Tony says you better step off, George, so...
George: But why? It wasn't my fault. I... You asked me for a sandwich. I... I made such delicious sandwiches, Elaine.
Tony: Just beat it, dude!
George: Here, Elaine, here. It's Superman. Tony, please. Next time, it'll just be the two of us.
Tony: There won't be any next time, George.
George: Oh. Oh, Tony, don't.

Jerry: Mmm. I love this artificial flavoring. I like it better than butter. I think it's more consistent.
Jane: You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom.
Jerry: What?

Elaine: Hey.
Tony: Hey. Hey, where's my popcorn, babe?
Elaine: What?
Tony: My popcorn. You were supposed to get me popcorn. What, did you forget about me, babe?
Elaine: You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom.

Jerry: Who does she think she is? How dare she? Do you want me to get the manager? Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with the flashlights anymore. Flush her out.
Jane: I don't even know what she looks like. I wonder where Elaine is sitting. I really wanted you to meet her. She's supposed to be here with her new boyfriend.
[meanwhile:]
Elaine: I wonder where Jerry's sitting. He's supposed to be here with his new girlfriend. I'm dying to see what she looks like.

Kramer: Can I use your phone in your bedroom?
Jerry: What's the matter with yours?
Kramer: My batteries are dead.
Jerry: It's not one of those 976 calls, is it?
Kramer: Come on. Let me use it. Five minutes. I'll pay you back.
Jerry: Why do you do that?

Elaine: I am never going to the movies again.
Jerry: Hey, where were you last night? I looked for you.
Elaine: I looked for you too. I was all the way over on the side.
Jerry: Oh, with pretty boy Tony.
Elaine: Yeah, right. Okay.
Jerry: "Hey. Hey." Tony. "Hey."
Elaine: That's nice.

Elaine: So, listen, what happened with Jane last night?
Jerry: Oh. Jane, she, uh... She, uh...
Elaine: The four of us are going out Saturday, right? That should be fun.
Jerry: Yeah, that should be real fun.

[Elaine picks up Jerry's phone while Kramer's on the line in the bedroom]
Woman: [on the phone] Then we'll get a cab and we'll do it in the back seat. How's that, Andre?
Elaine: Andre?
Kramer: What about the driver? We'd get in an accident.
Woman: So what?
Kramer: Well, that wouldn't be very good.
Jerry: Hey, Andre, get the hell off the phone!

Elaine: What is going on? Who is Andre?
Jerry: Kramer's Andre. He's fooling around with these 976 numbers. Hey, I told you, I don't want you doing that on my phone!
Kramer: Jerry, I'm telling you, this phone-sex thing is hilarious. Like this Erica woman. Here, look. You gotta call her. What a voice she uses.
Jerry: You know, it's weird, because that voice sounded familiar to me.

Elaine: So listen, what happened last night with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, nothing. She just choked on a Jujube.