George: All right. At last, we're finally getting out of here.
Jerry: What's that on your forehead?
George: It's probably chocolate.
Jerry: Hey, is that one of those laser pointers?
Kramer: Hey, Jerry, crank up the Floyd. It's a George laserium!
George: All right, stop it! Stay away from my breasts! Chest!

Jerry: See you around, maroon Golf. And, by the way, that was an "I'm not sorry" wave.
Lamar: What was that?
Jerry: I'm glad I cut you off, because black Saab rules! So long, jackass!
[As Jerry attempts to pull into the one-way street, the taxi carrying Elaine comes out in the opposite direction]
Jerry: Elaine?!
Elaine: Jerry?!
Lamar: Jackass? So I'm a jackass now?

Jerry: So if everyone would just put their cars in reverse at the same time, we can do this. All right, on the count of three. Can everyone hear me? Hey, amigo, are you paying attention?
Puerto Rican Man: Buenos dias, my friend.
Jerry: Not you! The guy in the Amigo.

Jerry: Elaine, why did you have the cab come down the street?! We were almost out!
Lamar: So that was your girlfriend that blocked you in. That's real good.
Elaine: I'm not his girlfriend. Well, actually, we used to date, but not anymore.
Jerry: Elaine, he doesn't need-
Lamar: Used to date? So I guess you found out he's a jackass.
Jerry: Because that's what's gonna happen.

Elaine: Hey, everyone. This way. I think we can get out through here.
Man: Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Elaine: Look. No one knows how long this parade is gonna last! They are a very festive people. All I know is that it's Sunday night, and I have got to unwind! Now who's with me?!

Elaine: Oh, don't worry. We'll get you home to your husband real soon.
Pregnant Woman: I'm not married.
Elaine: Well, I, for one, really respect that.
Pregnant Woman: Oh, thank you.
Elaine: [to the elderly couple] Hey! Guess who's not married.
Older Man: Is the boyfriend still in the picture?
Elaine: Come on, father, you can make it.
Father: No, I can't. I've got a bad hip. Go on without me.
Elaine: No, I won't.
Father: Leave me, you must.
Elaine: All right. Take it easy. [to the others] All right, we can move faster without Father O'Gimpy.
Father: I heard that!

Lamar: You know, I don't think I've ever seen a man driving a Saab convertible. Still haven't.
Jerry: Ho ho!

Jerry: What seems to be the problem, officer?
George: They're for protection, Jerry. Can you tell where I'm looking?
Jerry: At me?
George: No.
Jerry: Oh. It's back.
George: Bring it on, baby
Jerry: What if it gets in the side?
George: The side?
Jerry: Yeah. Wouldn't it just bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror, faster and faster, getting more and more intense, until finally- [George takes the glasses off] All right!
Jerry: Oh. It's in your eye now.

Kramer: Hola, Jerry. I'm into this Puerto Rican day. The sights, the sounds, the hot, spicy flavor of it all. It's caliente, Jerry.

Elaine: Let us out. There's an unmarried pregnant woman down here.
Pregnant Woman: [o.s.] Don't judge me.
Elaine: Help us up so we can cross the street?
Police Officer: Nah, nah. You can't cross here. There's a parade.
Elaine: But we've come so far. We just want to unwind.
Police Officer: Hey, what can I tell you? [puts the wooden plank down]
Business Man: Wanna make out some more?
Elaine: Oh, god! Let us out!