Quote from George in The Puerto Rican Day
Jerry: What seems to be the problem, officer? George: They're for protection, Jerry. Can you tell where I'm looking? Jerry: At me? George: No. Jerry: Oh. It's back. George: Bring it on, baby Jerry: What if it gets in the side? George: The side? Jerry: Yeah. Wouldn't it just bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror, faster and faster, getting more and more intense, until finally- [George takes the glasses off] All right! Jerry: Oh. It's in your eye now.