Jerry: All right, are we ready? Come on, let's get this show on the road.
Elaine: Are you sure you want us here for this?
Audrey: Yes.
Jerry: Shouldn't a doctor do it?
Audrey: No, he said I could do it. Okay, here goes.
George: It's very exciting. Very exciting. It's like watching a birth.
[After Audrey removes the bandage, Elaine smiles through gritted teeth.]
Elaine: It looks good.
Jerry: Great job.
Kramer: You got butchered.
[George faints]

George: Boy, it really didn't come out too well, did it?
Elaine: No, it didn't. No, it didn't.
George: It's like, all dented.
Elaine: Seems to be.
George: Well, I'm sure they'll be able to fix it. You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it, you can't stop it. Can't stop science. Can't be stopped, no way, no how, science just marches-
Elaine: Shut up, George.
George: Shut up?
Elaine: Yeah.
George: Interesting.

Kramer: Look at you! Look at what you've sunk to! Look at what you've become! Look in the mirror, cause you need help, Jerry. You need help, because I can't stand by and do it anymore. It's turning my stomach! I can't stand around here watching you destroy yourself. It's eating me up inside!
[Kramer storms out, then returns grabs a box of cereal and a bowl, and storms out again]

Jerry: [inner monologue] Uh oh. My organs are playing chess again.
["Brain Jerry" and "Penis Jerry" sit around his table]
Jerry's Brain: Well I'm getting a little tired of this. What do you say we play one for all the marbles?
Jerry's Penis: Oh Brain, what are you doing? You cannot beat me. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Forget about it!
Jerry's Brain: I can't take her anymore. I hate reading her stupid little acting scenes.
Jerry's Penis: Oh, so what? So you read from a little play. You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish. Give me one hour, then I will take over, you will not have to think for the rest of the night.
Jerry's Brain: What about tomorrow morning? Do you have any idea what that's like for me? Do you care? No, you don't care. So long as you get to do whatever it is you do. You disgust me.
Jerry's Penis: Oh, go read a book.
Jerry's Brain: Enough chatter. Let's play.

Landlord: It's too bad about your father.
Elaine: Oh, it was a frame-up.
Landlord: A fine man. He spoke often of you. He's very proud of the work you're doing.
Elaine: Oh, well, we're all proud of the work I'm doing.
Kramer: She does fine work.
Landlord: Your father gave me strict orders not to turn the jacket over to anyone, but I suppose I can make an exception in your case. The closet's this way.
Elaine: How kind of you.
Landlord: You know, your father has a very extensive wardrobe.

George: Audrey? My god, you look incredible! I can't believe it!
Audrey: [motions to Kramer] Well, it was his doctor. He was wonderful.
Elaine: So, will I see you later tonight?
Audrey: Not sure.
Kramer: [stands up, puts his arm around Audrey] Well, I'll check you guys out later. [to Audrey] Ready?
Audrey: [holds up her hand] I didn't wash.
Kramer: Neither did I. We're off to the Reggae Lounge.

Jerry: My nose, my nose, my kingdom for a nose.
Elaine: Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportion with the rest of her face. She's breathtaking! Who would have though she's like-
George: Elaine. Shut up.