Kramer: Uh, maybe you could use this. Here, uh, it's an electronic organizer. Uh, here it is. Yeah. You know, for phone numbers, addresses, keep appointments, everything.
Elaine: Wow.
Kramer: It's got an alarm that beeps.
Elaine: Oh, I can't believe this, Kramer. I've been wanting to get one of these things. Are you sure... Are you sure you can't use one of these things?
Kramer: Oh, no. I got all my appointments up here. [points to his head]
Elaine: Where'd you get this?
Kramer: Well, the bank. I opened a new account.

George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!
Jerry: Something huh?
George: Yeah! How'd she look.
Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you.
George: She did! What did she say?
Jerry: "How's George?"
George: George! She said George? She remembered my name. Diane DeConn remembered my name. She was the "it" girl!

Jerry: Yeah she asked for your number, I think she's gonna get in touch with you.
George: OK, I'm telling you right now if you're kidding around, I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that?
Jerry: I got no problem with that.
George: Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game, we're finished!
Jerry: Expect a call.

Testikov: What is that noise?
Elaine: No, it's not.
Testikov: That noise! What is that noise? It's traveling up my spine, into my brain.
Mr. Lippman: It's coming from your purse.
Elaine: It must be my new organizer.
Testikov: That noise.
Mr. Lippman: Turn it off.
Elaine: Right. I think it's this...
Testikov: I cannot stand it.
Mr. Lippman: It's the button at the top.
Elaine: Okay.
Testikov: Will you turn it off?
Mr. Lippman: Not the... The one at the top. Give it to me.
[Testikov throws the organizer out the window]
Testikov: I did it for you.

Jerry: Hey, listen to this. Some woman found an electronic organizer. My name was in it, she wants me to help track down the owner.
George: How'd she find it?
Jerry: She's walking down the street and it hit her in the head!

Corinne: So I am walking along, minding my own business when all off the sudden this thing come flying out off no were and clonks me right on the head.
Jerry: Huh.
Corinne: Yeah, so they took me to the hospital. And they put me in this thing that fells like a coffin for forty-five minutes. Have you ever been in one of those things? You could go berserk in there!
Jerry: Well, you have insurance...
Corinne: I wish!
Jerry: Unbelievable!
Corinne: Yeah. [organizer beeps]
Jerry: What is with this thing?
Corinne: I don't know. It never shuts up. So anyway, you can see why I would be interested in finding this person.
Jerry: Absolutely. You should not have to pay for that. [organizer beeps again]
Corinne: [shouts] Stop it! Stop it!
Jerry: Let me have a look at this thing.
Corinne: You know, somebody told me they thought they saw it coming out of a limousine.
Jerry: Typical rich people using the world for their personal garbage can.
Corinne: Boy, am I lucky your name came up. I just pushed a button.
Jerry: I would like to know what my name is doing in this creep's organizer to begin with.
Corinne: Yeah.
Jerry: Who do I even know that would have been in a limousine yesterday? Oh... Oh... Oh.

Kramer: Oh, hey.
Elaine: Hey, great organizer that you gave me.
Kramer: Oh, you like it, huh?
Elaine: It wouldn't stop beeping in the car so Testikov through it out the window.
Kramer: Oh.
Elaine: I transferred everything in there. I threw out my old book. I'm lost now, Kramer.

Elaine: What. How did you find it?
Jerry: Because the woman who got hit in the head with it found my name in it, called me up, and we met.
Elaine: Well, where is it? Give it to me.
Jerry: I don't have it.
Elaine: Why not?
Jerry: Because she's not returning it until she gets the money back for the hospital bill.
Elaine: But I didn't do it. Testikov did it. He should have to pay for it!
Jerry: How much is Testikov getting from Pendant for this book?
Elaine: One million.
Jerry: Well, that's a start.

Testikov: And you bring guest for my entertainment?
Elaine: Um, yes. This is my friend, Jerry. He accompanied me. You know, single woman alone in a big city could be dangerous.
Jerry: Yes. That's why I wear these sneakers, in case of any trouble... Zip, I'm gone.
Testikov: Yeah, Yeah. The sneakers. All the Americans with the sneakers. You're always running from something. Well, sit stop running, two minutes and I'll give you the latest manuscript!
Jerry: Oh! Rimsky, great great book if I my say so sir. I almost read the whole thing.