Dr. Cox Quote #951
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Chief Concern
Dr. Cox: Did Dr. Reid get a chance to talk to you about Mrs. Gallin?
Denise: Yeah, she explained my mistake and she told me it was a pretty common one.
Dr. Cox: Did she also get a chance to tell you that we're passing out the World's Worst Doctor Awards and that you're a finalist?
Derek: You don't have to be such a jerk about it.
Dr. Cox: Oh, thanks. Your tiny surgeon brain may now go back to its regularly scheduled programming. Duh...
Denise: He's not gonna stop until you go. [Derek leaves] Look, I know I messed up. Dr. Reid just told me not to sweat it too much since I'm so hard on myself.
Dr. Cox: Seeing as you almost killed someone, if you do feel the urge to "sweat it", you go ahead an jump on that. You damn sure earned it.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Chief Concern’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Lady: Hey, you coming up to the third floor today?
Janitor: No, I am not cleaning the third floor this month. I'm sending a message: You steal a man's sandwich off his cart, you stew in your own filth.
Lady: Sweetie, I took that sandwich.
Janitor: Well, I can't change my mind now. I'll look like a flip-flopper.
Quote from Denise
Denise: I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal tap last week, and then yesterday, I misdiagnosed an ectopic pregnancy. I don't know. Maybe I wanted to do something I knew I could do right, like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho-bag.
Elliot: No, no, you are not! So, is Derek a good guy?
Denise: Derek? I thought it was "Eric".
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Nice pull, Denise. That kid is so fine, he's actually made a couple of guest appearances up in here.
Elliot: Me, too. I've got this one scenario, where he and I are walking down a dark alley, and J.D. is a mugger who jumps out with a knife. Derek used to be the mugger, but then I thought that was a little racially insensitive. Anyway, there's a scuffle. I wind up with the knife. So at first, I force them both to pleasure me. But then it takes a left turn and I go on a killing spree. Eh, I know it's a little weird, but we all have our little tricks to help us climax, right?
Carla: Elliot Reid, two years therapy-free!
Elliot: I don't need it anymore.