J.D. Quote #1743
Kim: I dropped Sam off at the daycare upstairs and they seemed really good with him, didn't they?
Sean: Yep, they were good. They were good. It was good group of people.
J.D.: Oh, good good.
Sean: Good things are good. So it's good.
J.D.: Stop saying "good", Sean. You sound like an ass.
Sean: You said it too. He said "good".
J.D.: No I didn't, Sean. Can you believe this guy?
Elliot: I need to talk to Kim. Let's divide up.
Kim: I vote yes.
Sean: You said "good".
J.D.: Nobody cares, Sean. Nobody cares.
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Dr. Kelso: Hi, I need to check myself in.
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