Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Cuz
Barista: Folks, I'm sorry but we have to close. Our pastry maker was just admitted to the hospital with a highly contagious intestinal virus. Dr. Kelso: [finishing his fifth muffin] What the hell. I'm already in it. [later:] Dr. Kelso: Hi, I need to check myself in. Nurse: For what? Dr. Kelso: [vomits] For that.