J.D. Quote #1722
Quote from J.D. in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
J.D.: That was wonderful, darling. I got you a little anniversary present.
Elliot: Why would you get me a toothbrush?
J.D.: [v.o.] Damn it! I thought it was a sex toy. Okay, just cover.
J.D.: I borrowed your toothbrush this morning, when I was showering, dropped it, and I may have peed on it, a little.
Elliot: You pee in my shower?
J.D.: You know, baby, I'm making this up. I forgot to get you a present.
Elliot: So you don't pee in my shower?
J.D.: Of course not.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, yes I do.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.