J.D.: That was wonderful, darling. I got you a little anniversary present.
Elliot: Why would you get me a toothbrush?
J.D.: [v.o.] Damn it! I thought it was a sex toy. Okay, just cover.
J.D.: I borrowed your toothbrush this morning, when I was showering, dropped it, and I may have peed on it, a little.
Elliot: You pee in my shower?
J.D.: You know, baby, I'm making this up. I forgot to get you a present.
Elliot: So you don't pee in my shower?
J.D.: Of course not.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, yes I do.