J.D. Quote #1607
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, time to connect with the new chief using a picture of my son and some brilliant acting.
Dr. Maddox: Oh! Is that your boy?
J.D.: What's that? Oh, yeah. His name is Sam.
Dr. Maddox: I have a daughter of my own.
J.D.: [v.o.] It's working! Now seal the deal with a follow-up question, but nothing too personal.
J.D.: Did you deliver vaginally?
Dr. Maddox: I did.
J.D.: Big girl. Must've hurt.
Dr. Maddox: Wow.
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.