Quote from J.D. in My Jerks
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, time to connect with the new chief using a picture of my son and some brilliant acting. Dr. Maddox: Oh! Is that your boy? J.D.: What's that? Oh, yeah. His name is Sam. Dr. Maddox: I have a daughter of my own. J.D.: [v.o.] It's working! Now seal the deal with a follow-up question, but nothing too personal. J.D.: Did you deliver vaginally? Dr. Maddox: I did. J.D.: Big girl. Must've hurt. Dr. Maddox: Wow.