Dr. Cox Quote #774
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Night to Remember
J.D.: [v.o.] On slow days like this, we all find ways to pass the time. Dr. Cox tortured the interns.
Dr. Cox: Alright now, children, I know your shifts are over and you're all excited about going home, but first we're going to play a little game called "Answer the Question Correctly, or Stay Here Forever". Debbie, what are the neoplastic causes of hyperprolactenemia?
Debbie: Um, a topic tumor production, secondary to renal carcinoma?
Dr. Cox: Close, but no siggy. You'll be staying here forever. Did you think that was all too mean?
Lonnie: No.
Dr. Cox: Wrong, it damn sure was. You're staying here forever. And Kenyan Intern, Kenya-answer me this: Is it even possible to give the right answer in this game?
Kenyan Intern: No.
Dr. Cox: Correct!
Kenyan Intern: Yes!
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Unfortunately, you're still staying here forever. My game, my rules.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Night to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Did you know they're actually experimenting with a drug that can erase stuff from your head, like memories, dreams.
Turk: I don't remember any of my dreams anyway. Except for the ones involving cheese and Tyra Banks. Oh, baby, don't worry. You've nothing to be threatened by. In my book it goes: cheese, you, Tyra.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: There are so many moments in my life I will never forget. Oh, like that time my dad accidentally glued my mom's legs together after testing out his new homemade sex lube.
J.D.: Your dad's awesome!
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Wanna know what animal parts I'd want?
J.D.: I could guess.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: Man, there's no milk for my coffee.
Turk: Say no more. [squeezes udder]
J.D.: Thanks, Pal!
Turk: You're welcome. - You know what'd go great with that coffee?
J.D.: What's that?
Turk: [screams]
J.D.: Turky Bacon!
Turk: Yep!
[present:]
J.D.: You'd be like a big breakfast machine!