Quote from J.D. in My Night to Remember
Turk: Wanna know what animal parts I'd want? J.D.: I could guess. [fantasy:] J.D.: Man, there's no milk for my coffee. Turk: Say no more. [squeezes udder] J.D.: Thanks, Pal! Turk: You're welcome. - You know what'd go great with that coffee? J.D.: What's that? Turk: [screams] J.D.: Turky Bacon! Turk: Yep! [present:] J.D.: You'd be like a big breakfast machine!